1 definition by ILoveStar
A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.
Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
by ILoveStar April 21, 2017