Third baseman for the New York Mets. One of the best Mets to run the bases of Shea Stadium or Citi Field. He puts his heart and soul into his work and pays attention to his fans, unlike most of the Yankees. He's so many kids' heroes. He's outstanding all around: being a hard-working and amazing major league baseball player, having a fantastic personality, AND being gorgeous beyond all reason. He's someone the Yankees cry over. Every newspaper in the country uses "Wright" puns.
The day David Wright wears a Yankees uniform is the day Hell freezes over.