11 definitions by IDefineLifeForConvenience

March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019

Ex-girlfriend

You. You just broke up with someone and you now searched this up on U.D. because you are scared they wrote something about you here. They didnt.

"Wow! Your ex-girlfriend is sneky"!
"Thats why I broke up with her!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019

Today

Now.

Today is now.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019

Sam

A bitch.

Look at that Sam!
Dont call him sammy!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019

Saia

A Saia is the best friend alive. You know it- you have been secretly wanting to be BFFs with her but have been too shy (or too lazy). A Saia is a fiesty biotch but you can take her (wait- here she comes!). Okay, but the point being, if you find a Saia, pair her with a guy or gal that is equally as crazy and cool as her. Saias are the best. Y'know that friend you have that you can't get mad or annoyed at? That's your Saia. And wait- goth Italians are also a good match for a saia. Nice and chill, saias play OVERWATCH and D&D sometimes. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!!

-Look at that girl go!
-She had been punching him for ten min. straight!
-Wow! Wait-she is still going!
-Man, that girl is such a saia!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019

GAY

A word that stands for Good At Yoga

Wow! That person is GAY
I know right? I can do tree-pose!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019

Gay

The person reading this.

Why do you even need this? I am telling you- your gay.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 8, 2019