An event which is so painfully awkward that everyone who witnesses it feels the compulsive need to wash their eyes and seek counselling.
"So your girlfriend met your parents last night, how did it go?"
"Awful. My dad spent all dinner looking at her chest, it was a total Mime Protest"
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