1 definition by I shag your mom

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An apple pie that has been crumbled/messed up as a result direct fork-digging or cutting.

The term is given to a crumbled apple pie because when the guy in the movie "American Pie" used a pie to masterbate with, the pie was totally crumbled. So when reffering to a crumbled pie as an "American Pie", it is hilarious because it reflects upon the possibility that someone might have had sex with the pie.
Look at that pie, someone tried to divide it in equal pieces and now it looks like an "American Pie".
by I shag your mom June 16, 2009

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