7 definitions by I feel beasty

picasopalooza

One who paints with poo, usually from their own ass. It involves both the liquid and solid forms of shit. Frequently occuring in hospitals and nursing homes. A bitch to clean up.

Hey Molly, can you help me clean Mr Jones up? He has created a picasopalooza!

by I feel beasty June 16, 2009

geejew

When a portuguese man and a jewish woman get married. the bride is now known as a geejew.

Amy is marrying a gee, she always wanted to be a geejew.

by I feel beasty July 11, 2009

geejewuck

when a portuguese person and a jewish person have a bumping of the uglies,( they fuck. )

Hey Guys can you see that! There's a gee and a jew fucking in the back of that truck, geejewuck! Somebody quick take pictures!

by I feel beasty July 11, 2009

pooball

When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.

Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!

by I feel beasty June 17, 2009

dingleberry slinger

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

by I feel beasty June 21, 2009

dingleberry abrasion

a red mark left on the ass after a dingleberry is removed.

Once I cleaned off all the dingleberries there were dingleberry abrasions left on my ass!

by I feel beasty June 15, 2009

turdteen

When your teenager acts like such a friggin turd.

My kid has been in so much trouble he's such a turdteen!

by I feel beasty January 9, 2010