4 definitions by I Smeldit

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi
I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig
by I Smeldit August 31, 2021
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Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack
“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”
by I Smeldit August 29, 2021
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Baarf

Throw up or vomit after a hard night out
“I were that drunk i had a baarf over me mrs’ pussy!”
by I Smeldit June 25, 2022
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Muntfuck

A munter who is also a bit fucked in the head
“That was such a dumb thing to do you muntfuck!”
by I Smeldit September 5, 2021
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