2 definitions by I EAT A$$

Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

Cheek-spreading

The act of spreading someone’s cheeks and eating there ass 🤤🤤

Person 1- brooooo...last night was amazing man, my girl let me do the cheek-spreading technique on her man

Person 2-god damn man, Alissa is a hoe tho. She did that with 3 other people before you

Person 1- wait what??

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019