3 definitions by I Am Not a Hippie

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A Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in it's head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on it's head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you.
People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off!
And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think they're so elite because they've been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul!


Me: Omg! Lookit the ickle Kappa!!! Ah, wait! Omg no, not the colon!!!! *Tosses cucumber*

Sorority chick on Urban Dictionary: Omg! This definition says a Kappa is a Japanese duck thinger! Omg they're dishonoring our almighty elite-ness! *Gives thumbs down to definition*
by I Am Not a Hippie July 28, 2008

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If something is cube shaped it is cubiculous. Why I use this word I'm not quite sure. It doesn't make much sense and sounds funny. It also scares my friends, which is always fun.
Me: Look at that box! It's totally cubiculous!

People I around me: You need help.
by I Am Not a Hippie July 28, 2008

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Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.
Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!
by I Am Not a Hippie July 28, 2008

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