2 definitions by I'mnotalesbian
a woman of any age who is generally modest and wouldn't expect to be sexy, but has a rockin bod and a nice face.
"I don't mean to sound weird, but did you see Angela's mom? She's like, 45, but DAMN is she sneaky sexy!
by I'mnotalesbian January 9, 2017
A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."
by I'mnotalesbian March 13, 2015