3 definitions by I'm your dad
When your getting played by a girl. She tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. Total mind fuck.
lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,
lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,
Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.
by I'm your dad April 22, 2011
The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
by I'm your dad April 22, 2011
Total fucking bad ass. Guy who gets straight A's and drinks like a boss. Heavy drug user. Guy who gets a 36 on the ACT while hungover and really high.
Someone who goes so hard it is ridiculous, whether it is doing school work, drinking beer, taking drugs, lifting weights, ext...
Someone who goes so hard it is ridiculous, whether it is doing school work, drinking beer, taking drugs, lifting weights, ext...
Guy 1: Dude who is that guy mackin on those two super hot biddies?
Guy 2: I don't know his name but he is a total Wylson, i saw him chug a whole bottle of vodka earlier.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I wish i was him.
Guy 2: I don't know his name but he is a total Wylson, i saw him chug a whole bottle of vodka earlier.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I wish i was him.
by I'm your dad April 22, 2011