1 definition by I'm not bitter, this is really the truth.
1. A sorority with a bunch of spoiled, loose chicks who want to fuck everything in sight, but who you shouldn't fuck unless you want your dick to fall off due to the vast range of venerial diseases you would contract. Many are too fat to be reasonable to look at, but a few are kinda hot, and that is how they draw you in.
2. Known as the turtles--"Once you're on your back, you're fucked."
3. I once dated a Delta Zeta who said that although she loved her sorority, she felt she was above their sluttiness. Then she fucked her sorority sister's fiance. That taught me that the things I heard about them were true.
2. Known as the turtles--"Once you're on your back, you're fucked."
3. I once dated a Delta Zeta who said that although she loved her sorority, she felt she was above their sluttiness. Then she fucked her sorority sister's fiance. That taught me that the things I heard about them were true.
1. First guy: Man, I was so drunk last night, I fucked an easy DZ.
Second guy: That sucks. Was she hot though?
First guy: Under a deuce, but my dick fell off.
2. Easy DZ 1: Oops! I knocked the table upside down!
Easy DZs 2-5: *fucking table legs* That's ok! We haven't had sex in nearly half an hour!
Easy DZs 1-70: *sing song about all the fraternities whose members they have given syphilis*
3. I once gave a Delta Zeta a rose.....and she slit my throat with the thorns.....just to watch me die.
Second guy: That sucks. Was she hot though?
First guy: Under a deuce, but my dick fell off.
2. Easy DZ 1: Oops! I knocked the table upside down!
Easy DZs 2-5: *fucking table legs* That's ok! We haven't had sex in nearly half an hour!
Easy DZs 1-70: *sing song about all the fraternities whose members they have given syphilis*
3. I once gave a Delta Zeta a rose.....and she slit my throat with the thorns.....just to watch me die.
by I'm not bitter, this is really the truth. December 18, 2004