1 definition by I'm an adult virgin
A person who can be often noticed to be upholding topics of severe importance, mostly related to women on the internet, for the very purpose of getting some pussy (sometimes a random hole is sufficient). They can be spotted using the word 'friendzoned' very casually when asked about a girl they were rumored to be crushing on. They are also seen to be contradicting their own words because of extreme abuse of opinions gathered through interaction with people who suffer from stage sixty nine cancer, which in turn affect their ideologies.
A : I was wondering if being a feminist causes cancer?
B : Are you kidding me? It's one of the best things to exist in this world.
Also dude, they have a really cool name for it, "Male Feminist"!
Ain't that so fucking cool?
I told that SJW chick I have been crushing on that I am a Male Feminist and you know what she did bro?
She invited me to her house party and let me guard her door while she was getting drilled by four other boys oh my god dude it was so cool.
A : But she calls you bro.
B : Doesn't matter, I'll be here boyfriend someday.
B : Are you kidding me? It's one of the best things to exist in this world.
Also dude, they have a really cool name for it, "Male Feminist"!
Ain't that so fucking cool?
I told that SJW chick I have been crushing on that I am a Male Feminist and you know what she did bro?
She invited me to her house party and let me guard her door while she was getting drilled by four other boys oh my god dude it was so cool.
A : But she calls you bro.
B : Doesn't matter, I'll be here boyfriend someday.
by I'm an adult virgin September 11, 2018