1 definition by I'm Karen and I want the kids

A school in east Naples, Florida containing:

1) snobby rich kids who think they're cool because their dad custom build their house

2) white girls who try really hard to act Latina

3) the very few kids that don't have airpods. If you don't, you're basically asking to be called broke.

4) the annoying popular kids who will only hit you up if they need homework

5) the kid(s) who always talk about that one time they almost had sex

6) the kid that sells juuls

7) the hicks

Subnotes:
· everyone will ask you for homework if you a) have good handwriting or b) actually do the homework
· the 7th grade bathroom is really annoying because that's where the 8th graders go to spill tea
· all the kids there are pretty much dicks
· don't ever do other people's homework there unless they are paying you cuz u know they're rich enough to
· if you aren't friends with at least one basic white girl, they will come for you
· don't go to the Starbucks across the street cuz its filled with the basics
· if you want to go to the DD, don't go on Fridays
· there's a vape store walking distance from the school, nice city planning
Pine Ridge Middle was the worst 3 years of my life.

Everyday at Pine Ridge Middle is another day of doing other people's homework... In hell.
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