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The only male in history to survive an abortion

Not once

Not twice

but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price

And in this case it's called mental retardation

BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!

And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism

AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!

He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...

BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake.

And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
by I'MFAT!!! October 15, 2009
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