1 definition by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.
Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"
by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 4, 2009
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