23 definitions by I like avocados
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
An awkward mix of a child and a teen. Most tweens start dating as soon as possible. Tweens try to be real cool. Tweens still don’t understand life. Tweens learn what sports they are good at. Tweens have learned what music they like and don’t like. Tweens are best age group to be in, even though it gets crazy.
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.
by I like avocados November 3, 2019
What you get when you listen to an excessive amount of Billie Eilish.
Also a play on words from her song Bellyache.
Also a play on words from her song Bellyache.
by I like avocados December 26, 2019
A weird, but nice girl. She loves T Swizzle! Katie’s spirit animals are turtles and she is a hardcore VSCO girl! Katie likes to run cross country and legit thats the only sport she can do. Katie is nice to all and is shy. Katie is sorta smart but gets good grades. Katie doesn’t have a lot of friends, but thats ok cuz we got T Swizzle! Katie gets offended easily and doesn’t know how to take the L. Katie doesn’t like to give payback and she is horrible at comebacks. Katie will remain a single pringle for life, since nobody will ever like her. Katie is uncool and unpopular, but none of that matters in life anyways.
Katie is bored in class.
by I like avocados November 1, 2019
Random Person: Ugh it’s December 13, another boring day
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!
Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*
by I like avocados November 2, 2019