33 definitions by I got you back
The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.
Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Man 1: Where did Jose go?
Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!
Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Similar to a Clam Bowl which is the female version of a fruit bowl but in this variation, the woman must have a yeast infection. The cheesier the yeast, the more "chowdery" the effect will be.
I would've gotten with her but, when she dropped trow, it was a the biggest bowl of clam chowder I have ever seen!
by I got you back September 21, 2011