5 definitions by I Made This Account In Spite
The act of filling a girls asshole with peanut butter, then nutting in it repeatedly until her ass is stuck shut
Husband: I love nutter butters
Wife: Oh like the cookie?
Husband: No babe, grab the peanut butter and I’ll show you
Wife: Oh like the cookie?
Husband: No babe, grab the peanut butter and I’ll show you
by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022
A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022
A general term for a teacher or school administrator who looks for ways to incriminate students for their own enjoyment. Name derives from the teachers act of “reaching” to find ways to get someone in trouble, regardless of how much of a stretch it is
Person 1: What happened to John?
Person 2: He got detention because Mrs G thought his project about milk was an innuendo for cum
Person 1: Damn. She is such a Reacher Teacher
Person 2: He got detention because Mrs G thought his project about milk was an innuendo for cum
Person 1: Damn. She is such a Reacher Teacher
by I Made This Account In Spite April 4, 2022
When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)
Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
by I Made This Account In Spite April 4, 2022
That standing ovation, round of applause, encore performance clapping of cheeks
Fucking so hard it can be heard on Jupiter and maybe even past that
Fucking so hard it can be heard on Jupiter and maybe even past that
by I Made This Account In Spite August 2, 2022