3 definitions by I Heart Profit Orgasms
A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.
Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.
"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018