3 definitions by I <3 GUGE
Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021
Guge, pronounced Goo-gee is a mythical creature who, as the name suggests, Guge is a Gnu, Unicorn, giraffe, and Ermine combo.
Person 1: “OOooOOOoo that Guge is super sexy!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”
by I <3 GUGE April 9, 2021
PP bwed. This is a very special type of bwed, founded by scientist I <3 Guge, this discovery would change millions of lives, forever.
*****69 years later: year 2090*****
PP bwed has taken over. They are enslaving all humans and taking over the world. PP bwed will change how humans perceive our future… Forever.
*****69 years later: year 2090*****
PP bwed has taken over. They are enslaving all humans and taking over the world. PP bwed will change how humans perceive our future… Forever.
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021