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self-pleasurvation

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself

Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation

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someone with less than usual intellect or common sense; someone better suited as a napkin used to clean a cock.

- I just told my boss to fornicate with himself vigorously!

- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.

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