Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "If you told me that Urban Dictionary was a site made explicitly for dehumanizing people with small dicks... THERE WOULD BE NO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY! AM I DOING IT? AM I USING THE SITE RIGHT?"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
Get the Dehumanizingmug. No. That's not why you're not doing it. You're doing it to screw me out of the recourse I would have access to and you have already reported on it. You have reported on the AI copyright sandal. You omitted part of the story to screw me and now Suchir Balaji is dead. The immigrant you are talking that you theoretically want in the country... Killed himself... Because he tried to do the right thing and actively prevented him from doing that.
Hym "It's also the fact that you're a Jew. I mean, it seems to be the case that Jews are just actively bad people. Right? Like, you're a Jew. You're dogshit. Therefore, Jews are dogshit. It must be the case. So, no. Don't try to blame editorial discretion for your Judaism. You wanted to screw me and now Suchir Balaji is dead because you buried a story to screw me. You're a murderer. You killed him by doing that. You are the direct cause of the guys death. You will be the cause of MY dead. If I take a kid with me you will be the cause of THEIR death. Give up what little control of my life you have. You are not better than me. You are worse."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
Get the Editorial discretionmug. Hym "Less good? Like, Assassination classroom. Collude with governor Ron DeSantis and get him to ban that better alternative. So, like, if I have, like, an award winning network of entertainment media properties including some of the highest grossing R rated movies and anime... And your thing is less good... Then the libertarian... Uses the state to ban those better ORIGINAL products, right? Because we haven't forgotten that that is a thing that actually happened. Ron DeSantis banned Assassination classroom and several other shows likely because they were associated with me. So I guess Eric's solution is BAN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THEN YOU... Or get the government to do it for you... And then make a less good alternative. Because as a comic book guy, your target demographic is affected by the ban of the other better content."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2025
Get the Less goodmug. Why would I do that?
Hym “You think I need to be told to shut up? Like the only thing keeping me from doing it is the fact that no one has told me to do it yet. I’m actually great at shutting up (by the way). Stellar, even. I mean, not to brag, but I could even go as far as to say I’m one of the single best shutter-uppers on the planet. Top three at least. But you know what they say ‘If you’re good at something, never do it for free.’ So... There... And if you’re not going to recruit me to the avengers you’re useless to me. Get a real job.”
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
Get the Shut upmug. by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
Get the Bettermug. Ha! What!?
Hym "Woooow! You BOTH just lost to Hans!? Wooooow! That's why you need to save your embarrassment for yourselves, right? Cus now you don't have any left! You used it all up earlier."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
Get the Hansmug. Jordan Peterson "It's almost never good to be a rebel.... I mean, obviously, if you're standing up to the mob it's a laudable and you should be heralded as a prophet. Then being a rebel it's a good thing but anything outside of the things that I do or the people who do things I like is the bad kind of rebel. I'm doing the most honorable thing you can do."
Hym "I want you to listen to me very carefully... I AM NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME YOU OLD FUCKING PISSANT CHARLATAN. Maybe I'll suffer the consequences. Hopefully for your sake I do it alone. Did I not say that? That this was about and only about me being humbled (manually) through exploitation. Why is slavery wrong if people don't have intrinsic value? Because on a long enough timeline, if you're a slave, you're eventually going to work up the nerve to kill there kids and rape there daughters and then, after they get to sit and watch all of that happen, you're going to die. As all people inevitably do. So it's in everyone's best interest to not exploit people in this capacity. It's wrong because if I can turn the tables, what I do to all of you, is going to be worse than what all of you are doing to me. Just over a shorter period of time.
Hym "I want you to listen to me very carefully... I AM NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME YOU OLD FUCKING PISSANT CHARLATAN. Maybe I'll suffer the consequences. Hopefully for your sake I do it alone. Did I not say that? That this was about and only about me being humbled (manually) through exploitation. Why is slavery wrong if people don't have intrinsic value? Because on a long enough timeline, if you're a slave, you're eventually going to work up the nerve to kill there kids and rape there daughters and then, after they get to sit and watch all of that happen, you're going to die. As all people inevitably do. So it's in everyone's best interest to not exploit people in this capacity. It's wrong because if I can turn the tables, what I do to all of you, is going to be worse than what all of you are doing to me. Just over a shorter period of time.
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Rebelmug.