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Tommy Fury

Fantastic. He's got these weird hooks. They're always wide and the arc is always EXACTLY same. It's perfectly symmetrical EVERY TIME. He's like a stag beetle. And it's brilliant because it sets up the shoulder feint into uppercut (which he does a lot). Which is gorgeous (By the way). (Seemingly) Long arms. Great straight punches.
Hym "Yeah, Tommy Fury is tight. Totally different style from his father. Fantastic thought. Very strong. His hooks are weird though. They're WIDE but NOT LOOPING. So if you look at the left hook from Shogun Rua that put out Chuck liddell? That's looping. Jose aldo signature lunging straight into LOOPING left hook? Same thing. Tommy Fury? No loop. Just wide, perfectly symmetrical arcs. Weird."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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Other People

Meg, I don't have to serve other people. I'm not a servant. YOU... On the otherhand, are NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. "A version of the truth" (that still divorces me from the credit I deserve) is not "If I don't tell the truth my soul is going to burn forever."
Hym "Prosperity gospel much? It's an non-sequitur to say that unless I do things for other people without credit or money I only care about myself. You're fabricating reasons to not pay me and that on no way detracts from the fact that you're just not doing the incest cult. You're not doing it AT ALL. You expect ME to do it in spite of that fact and if I don't I don't get rights? Sounds like I was right about it being and inverted Jewish protection racket, huh?"
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Akira Toriyama

DIED!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "Akira Toriyama is dead!? What a tragedy..."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
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TRIGGERED!!!

TRIGGEEEEERED! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! TRIGGERED!
Hym "TRIGGERED!!! TRIGGERED TO THE MAX! See, he tries to act secure about it (because being insecure is not allowed) but LOOK AT HIM! LOOKATHIM!!! HAHAHA! Fucking idiot. He thinks he's the solution to my think but as the red pill guys always say 'You are the culmination of the 5 people you keep around you' And 5 retards do add up to 1 of me! Ha! Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?
Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Chastised

Reprimanded. Lambasted. Castigated. All vaguely synonymous. You get the picture.
Hym "And further more, I'm over here getting chastised for letting him play videogames past 10 pm! He's fucking his staff! He's fucking the direct service professionals hired to feed him pills and STAYING UP TOO LATE is where you draw the line. That place is a joke! The woman who work there are a joke. Everyone on the planet should know who they are and what they did."

Iam "Would you just let it go?"

Hym "I'll let's it go as soon as I get what mine. Or as soon as I'm tired of living. Whichever happens first."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Natural

Killing children with impunity is ALSO natural.
Hym "You can find it nature all the time. Snakes eat the eggs of birds. Crocodiles eat the calfs of, like, bison or something. Do we lock those snakes in snake jail? No! We don't! We actively feed them other animals. Therefore, it is perfectly natural to MURDER CHILDREN WITH IMPUNITY. And I would argue, ethical in some circumstances. Like if your a Jew! If you're a Jew... You get to murder and molest all the kids you want. Then you get to go to Israel. It's like a permanent vacation where you fuck a kid and then flee to Israel. It's fun! It's good!

👌Child Murder👌 perfectly natural."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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