Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Hahaha! Yes! Yes, he is a ridiculous clown, Alex. Very good. AND every time he's asked a question he doesn't want to answer he fillibusters by pretending not to know what words mean. Ha! Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Andmug. Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
Get the First Degree Frostbitemug. If I was going to scam you all you'd think it do something less destructive to my own character. You think?
Hym "If I was going to scam you I would have pretend to be a prophet. Resell the bible. Resell Nietzsche and Jung's work. It'd be easy. There's clearly a market for it.
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Scammug. Hym "Except you've done less. Are lying to cover up that fact. Couldn't have ever been better than anyone and have been living in delusion up until now and are trying to stop me from being what you couldn't have ever been. So, no me. Not your retard kids. Not your slut daughter. And not you. You were shit the whooooole time and she fucked your anyway. You're shit now. You were shit then. You will continue to be shit and I didn't even have to lift a finger to be better than you. And the kid who is going to pay the price for you doing this to me would have grown up to be just as shit as you are."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the No memug. GUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!!
Iam "Here try this."
Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"
Iam "Kombucha."
Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"
Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."
Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"
Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"
Iam "Kombucha."
Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"
Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."
Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"
Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
Get the Kombuchamug. IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.
Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Next Summermug. It's NECESSARY!
Hym "It's NECESSARY for you to be harvested for organs so Jordan's parasitic offspring can do whatever the fuck they want. It's our RESPONSIBILITY to be forcibly converted into sustenance for and by people who have nothing but contempt for you. But don't ever murder their kids for it. Don't ever hurt them for it. That would be bad."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the Necessarymug.