Hym Iam's definitions
You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...
Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."
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Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
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Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
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Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
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Hym "What?"
Iam 😑 "Booty?"
Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"
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Hym 😐
Iam 😒
Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"
Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."
Hym 😐
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Memorizedmug. Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
Get the None of my businessmug. Hym "You know you're just saying that. I'm not a plagiarist. You are passing off information that is both stupid and wrong and using that information to draw conclusions that are stupid and wrong. You lie blatantly and repeatedly about the faults and virtues of others. But WHEN I DISSENT... And time proves ME to be correct and NOT YOU... Who am I plagiarizing then? Noone. That is the story of this: 'Self-important YouTube garbage wants YouTuber > Viewer but is (instead) worthless subhuman garbage' Or 'Retard YouTubers get paid to be dumb, wrong, and delusional embarrassed by Viewer and risk the life of children' and the real question is why are you trying so hard to obstruct me from stopping what is happening to me?"
by Hym Iam January 9, 2025
Get the Plagiaristmug. Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...
Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️mug. What makes a sin a sin?
Iam "All acts of sin require you to imitate the creature. Thou shalt have no God before me? It requires you to allow someone to imitate the creature. Thou shalt not kill? Requires you to decide who should live and who should die (as though you were the creature). I don't know if you're seeing a pattern here but I am. And once you see the pattern, the act of creating religion violates the first tenet of the book. Because it requires you to speak for the creature and you are not it."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Sinmug. Are you talking about my thing? That's not what it's called Sam. It's "Psychic prison made of retards." You have to say the whole thing. Like "A tribe called quest" or "A pimp named slickback"
Hym "It isn't called an 'Echo Chamber' Sam. It isn't 'because of social media' of social media. There's a good chance it RUN PARALLEL to social media. Kind of like your conversation with Jordan! That was creepy! That's some creepy shit! Hey, describe Echo Chamber for me."
Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."
Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"
Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."
Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"
Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."
Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"
Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."
Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"
Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
by Hym Iam January 2, 2024
Get the Echo Chambermug. Hym "Artificial as in 'We don't occur naturally or a copy of something.' And if we are made in God's image we are a copy of something and if are create by something we don't just occur naturally. If God is real we are necessarily Artificial. God's imaginary friends."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Artificialmug.