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Forensic

I don't know what this means but it sounds pretty scientifical.
Iam "She was training to be a forensic investigator... So that's why no evidence..."

Hym "So I guess dumb whore was a bit of a misnomer. Should have went with 'disgusting whore'. That one seems to bother her more."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Thank you, Hym

Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
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Daddy

"I'm JuSt A dad WhO protects HiS kIdS."
Hym "Well... YOU'VE ENDANGERED OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS NOW HAVEN'T YOU RANDAL JAMES BOWKER!? HAVEN'T YOU!? AND NOW I WON'T ACCEPT AN OUTCOME THAT DOESN'T RESULT IN THE DEATH OF A CHILD! SHE'S 18 NOW ISN'T SHE!? AND IF SHE DOESN'T DO IT WILLINGLY SOMEONE ELSE'S KID WILL SUFFER IN HER STEAD! DADDY CAN EXPLAIN WHY HE WANTS LITTLE KIDS TO GET MURDERED FOR HER!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Illegal experiments

Hmm... That's weird... What could she possibly have meant by that?

Hym "EXACT same story but 'Serves my God' and, therefore, is allowed to reap the benefits of his own productivity. And you don't have any power here either dumb-shit. How does that not apply to you as well? Neither does God. Your bible is horseshit and hasn't helped anyone and THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT THIS IS. THAT'S the point of the weaponized schizophrenia. Compelling people to turn to God so you aren't expected to help anyone. People are forced to just resign themselves to their fate. AND I SAID THAT EARLIER. I followed the kinetic through-line straight to Jesus and uncovered the source of weaponized schizophrenia. Cooperative non-association and shunning. Regardless of the circumstances. Because if you blame the circumstances, it's God's fault. Nothing can ever be God's fault. It could drown us all in a flood and it still wouldn't be responsible for the act of literal genocide it committed. No. It's that YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO the thing I AM FAULTED FOR NOT DOING.
I don't care about the perpetrators against me enough, therefore, they/you are justified in the imposition of schizophrenia. You're all fucking garbage for that. You have to (on some level) know that, right? And what do you prove by doing it? Nothing. I haven't grown or learned anything from this other than why people would walk into a school and murder a bunch of kids. This is it. You ask yourself 'Why wouldn't anyone do something like that!?' This is probably in the ball park of reason number 6-8 (The goldilocks zone of reasons to shoot up a place). Probably not the number 1 reason to do it but it's top 10 at least. Number 1 is probably molestation cover up. Like, if you get molested and they cover it up, you come back years later and *KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!* Maybe I'll do a list later for top 10 reasons to shoot up a school. I actually think genuine insanity is probably lower on the list. Like 9 maybe? Now that I think about it... Yeah... I'm going to do a list."

Iam "Hey, what'd she mean by illegal experiments?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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Jealousy

A nickname you can give to someone named Jean if you think they are a lousy excuse for a person.
People tend to use jealousy to reduce other people's motivations to a single point. It's not something I deal with. I don't really care if people have more than me. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, care a great deal if others have more than me. They tent to care more about how little I have than I do. I live a humble life. I don't like spending money. I don't like needing money but I'm thirsty and hungry and bored all of the time so I don't really have a choice. And that's kind of the point of all this. It's the implication that I have something to be jealous about. So and so made a million dollars acting in a movie I consider objectively bad. So and so sang a song that I find annoying and not they are on my phone and in my head. So and so sleeps with all of the woman they interact with. I don't think these are things to be jealous about but if I am in a disagreement with someone they will weaponize my lack things against me. The world tends to reward competence just as much as is does ineptitude. The inverse can also be true. I don't care what people have. I just want them to make my life less difficult. I don't think success justifies itself. I don't think people deserve the things they have just because they managed to aquire said things in a way that I could not.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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Nope

Fuck you Brett it's the fat cock. Just let it go. You do not get to do the thing and then tell me your not doing it.
Hym "Nope. It's as 'matter of fact' as it gets. Are you specifically doing the thing I'm saying or not? IF SO... Then your input as already been accounted for. Next. Check 1 for fat cock. It's a 2 box system Brett."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
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Behave

Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.
Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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