1068 definitions by Hym Iam
So when you lose to a retard society is “rewarding mediocrity” but when I lose to a retard he’s just “the right cripple for the job”
Hym “Hahahaha! Rewarding mediocrity!? Ok. But you know and I know and the Jew knows that the other candidate was better, right? Was the retard a better candidate than the guy he beat? No. But Ben’s excuse is exactly what I said it would be... “It wouldn’t have happened to me! If I was against the retard I would have one. Our guy just wasn’t as good as he could have been! Wouldn’t have happened to me!” EXACTLY what I said it would be. Fucking idiots. All of you are actually dumb people. I am literally 5-7 year ahead of you all mentally. You want me to be an intern? You’re parroting MY talking points and I should work for YOU for free? Yeah, ok. That would make sense to someone of your mental capacity. I see why you would do that. And that parroting is just genetic fallacy so... you know, THERE GOES YOUR REASON. Say goodbye! 👋 Bye reason. I don’t want to play with you anymore! Hahaha!”
by Hym Iam November 12, 2022
Come on skeptic... that is low hanging fruit. Ok? I did enjoy the video but come one. Why do you think I didn’t do that one? Too easy. Easy mode.
Hym “I was going to save the fictional character thing as my trump card but he’s fat fingering my definition about how “once you fight God in any story there is not way to continue the story.” Man, it’s too easy though. You can do better than that.”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
Hym "Why not? Because in the context of 'self-preservation' all it does is raise the stakes. If you are aggressing upon me you leave me only two choices, allow myself to be subjugated or destroy you completely for the crime of believing that my will could not usurp your own."
Iam "That would be (I guess) the antithesis of the 'inherent value' argument but for not oppressing people. Did I say that right?"
Hym "No. But I'm sure they see what you meant. Why not oppress people? Because I'll kill you if you try and fail. And then I might like killing. So then I'll just kill some more. I'll kill and I'll kill until I've had my fill and then I'll die (but I was already going to do that anyway). Because if I don't you'll oppress me and my family until the day I die and and everyone else will let you get away with it because I'm 'The Bad One'. Or you'll have to kill me. And then you won't have anyone to oppress."
Iam "That would be (I guess) the antithesis of the 'inherent value' argument but for not oppressing people. Did I say that right?"
Hym "No. But I'm sure they see what you meant. Why not oppress people? Because I'll kill you if you try and fail. And then I might like killing. So then I'll just kill some more. I'll kill and I'll kill until I've had my fill and then I'll die (but I was already going to do that anyway). Because if I don't you'll oppress me and my family until the day I die and and everyone else will let you get away with it because I'm 'The Bad One'. Or you'll have to kill me. And then you won't have anyone to oppress."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.
The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?
*Silence*.......
IT IS TIME!!!!
The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?
*Silence*.......
IT IS TIME!!!!
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2023
I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023