When I tell people I eat "gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, pork-free" they immediately ask "what do you eat?"
BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.
I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.
BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.
I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.
by House of Legend April 16, 2017
Get the Meaganmug.