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When I tell people I eat "gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, pork-free" they immediately ask "what do you eat?"

BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.

I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.
"I'm not vegan, I'm a meagan."
by House of Legend April 17, 2017
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