5 definitions by HorseCock

when a girl is sucking your cock, take it out of her mouth and smack her in the face with it!!!!
I gave that bitch a Russian tattoo lastnight
by HorseCock September 11, 2003
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nerd version of male genitalia, usually small and weak. "millimeter peter"
NERD: i have a penif
GIRL: uhhhh bye! <stupid little dicked fag>
by HorseCock April 17, 2003
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It's when your balls clap while thrusting back and fourth while standing
Bruhh did u here that clap???

Yea isn't it the Cali boy clap!

Fuck yea it is
by HorseCock July 20, 2014
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to drive really fast and out of control, especially around blind corners of the parknig garage, or running from the po po.
escalade skertin on 22s
by HorseCock April 30, 2006
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a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."
man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.
by HorseCock April 17, 2003
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