5 definitions by Horse Power

Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.

Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!

by Horse Power December 27, 2016

Ant Party

1. Where ants drink booze and dance and eat cockroach pudding.
2. When ants team up and bite you as hard as they can.

1. Ant #1 : Coming to the ant party?

Ant #2: Sure.

2. Man: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! Ant Party on my leg! Ant Party!

by Horse Power December 27, 2016

Paging Les

...Les Do Dis.

Meaning, Let's get it started.

The exam is about to start. Paging Les... Les Do Dis.

by Horse Power October 23, 2008

Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.

by Horse Power December 26, 2016

Azerbaijan Pub

A pub in Azerbaijan/ sells Azerbaijan alcohol.

Tourist in Azerbaijan : I need beer. Any pubs?
Azerbaijan Tourist Guide: Go to an Azerbaijan pub, then!

by Horse Power December 27, 2016