1 definition by Horatio McDougall
A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.
"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"
by Horatio McDougall May 2, 2005