1 definition by HoraceVanDerZwaag
AI Matchmaking site that will find you a husband/wife for $250,000 or boyfriend/girlfriend for $10,000. Guaranteed to satisfy 100% of your preferences for a partner.
"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."
by HoraceVanDerZwaag January 31, 2023