3 definitions by Hopoff Myedik Lilbro
There are two types of childfree
The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.
The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.
The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
Person A: Hey dude, why don’t you have children
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.
Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!
Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.
Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.
Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.
Person C: YOU!
Person B: what-
Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.
Person A: •_•
Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch
Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.
Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO
Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.
Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!
Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.
Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.
Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.
Person C: YOU!
Person B: what-
Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.
Person A: •_•
Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch
Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.
Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO
Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
by Hopoff Myedik Lilbro September 1, 2023
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