1 definition by HonorMuhBeetus
A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.
All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.
by HonorMuhBeetus May 20, 2015