2 definitions by Honey Crumpets
A wooden peg is someone who's greatest claim to fame is that someone planted a seed for him to exist. Wooden peg's were never to become great oaks; they are cut down to size, hold tight for a while only to suffer more humiliation and drop to the ground, often into a freshly laid dog turd.
A wooden peg is the sort of person who will end up with the wooden spoon award.
A wooden peg could be having a run of luck, such as holding onto some sweet model's lingerie but everyone knows it won't last because the person is a dead set loser about to fall again.
A wooden peg is the sort of person who will end up with the wooden spoon award.
A wooden peg could be having a run of luck, such as holding onto some sweet model's lingerie but everyone knows it won't last because the person is a dead set loser about to fall again.
That football team had potential until that wooden peg started coaching them. They now play like they've been infected with his woody fungus and will no doubt take out the wooden spoon award.
That Jacob is a shit stained wooden peg. His only success in life was when he was the winner of his father's sperm race, since then he has failed in everything he's done and no doubt will turn into a junkie hanging out in the trailer park with the likes of Dirty Robby
That Jacob is a shit stained wooden peg. His only success in life was when he was the winner of his father's sperm race, since then he has failed in everything he's done and no doubt will turn into a junkie hanging out in the trailer park with the likes of Dirty Robby
by Honey Crumpets May 28, 2019
A wardy is a person who's had a meltdown and belongs in the psych ward but hasn't necessarily been officially diagnosed and may still run loose terrorising the good folk around them.
A Dr Wardy, is when someone in the medical field becomes that person who belongs in the psych ward.
A Dr Wardy, is when someone in the medical field becomes that person who belongs in the psych ward.
Fucking Mark is a massive wardy. Has had a complete meltdown again, always for nothing, needs to be in the psych ward ASAP
Jacob: My friend Dirty Rob stuck a wooden peg up his arse and went to the proctologist to finger it out. When Dirty Rob said it happened accidentally when he was climbing naked over the clothesline the proctologist went beserko, had a full fucking meltdown and started crying. The nurse said it's happened a couple of times and he's a full on Dr Wardy but she doesn't have the courage to report him.
Jacob: My friend Dirty Rob stuck a wooden peg up his arse and went to the proctologist to finger it out. When Dirty Rob said it happened accidentally when he was climbing naked over the clothesline the proctologist went beserko, had a full fucking meltdown and started crying. The nurse said it's happened a couple of times and he's a full on Dr Wardy but she doesn't have the courage to report him.
by Honey Crumpets May 31, 2019