5 definitions by HondaBend666
The most badass and also the worst doctor of all time. Runs a peel meel , and gives out scheduled drugs to those he sees fit. He is definitely on oxycodone or valium at all times.
The young Fuck: dude siddiq is the shit
The OG biker: not really, he denied me last time , fuck Dr. Siddiqui
The OG biker: not really, he denied me last time , fuck Dr. Siddiqui
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
The coolest dude you could ever hope to call your friend. Straight up badass. Can pick up a dirt bike with 1 finger. Sometimes takes adds but actually doesnt need to because hes more badass than adds. Always has 5-100 girls to stir their guts at any given time and also to pay for his dirt bike payment. Usually drives a badass truck but sometimes has to drive the waggin.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Eric: dude have you talked to Jimmy
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
When you feel like fucking hell everyday because of your untreated chronic fatigue syndrome, ADHD, and dissociation so you want to commit suicide but you don't because you hold out a tiny hope but still say that your gonna do it all the time
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
When you crush 5 adderall and fuck your girl for 16 hours and then her insides fall out because you stirred her up
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020