3 definitions by Homeless Joe

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A homeless person, or hobo, who performs oral sex on police officers in return for being arrested so they can spend the night in a warm jail cell.
Murphy got sick of getting rained on so he went all hobocop! "Dead or alive, you're coming in me!"
by Homeless Joe September 08, 2007

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A day trader or similar white-collar employee who has rough hairy intercourse with homeless people in their makeshift cardboard shelters.
Dave is such a homelessexual--he does the nasty with the nasty! He and the hobo did the dirty deed!
by Homeless Joe September 08, 2007

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Divine combination of Egyptian sun god Ra who is in the sky therefore sky-ra as well as a short ginger with who needs to relax she's never "chill"
Damnnit Skyra why didnt you want to be makeout buddies?
by homeless joe October 12, 2014

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