Definitions by Homeless Joe

homelessexual

A day trader or similar white-collar employee who has rough hairy intercourse with homeless people in their makeshift cardboard shelters.

Dave is such a homelessexual--he does the nasty with the nasty! He and the hobo did the dirty deed!

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A homeless person, or hobo, who performs oral sex on police officers in return for being arrested so they can spend the night in a warm jail cell.

Murphy got sick of getting rained on so he went all hobocop! "Dead or alive, you're coming in me!"

hobocop by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007

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