Definitions by Hodgit

SOW 

n. abbr. Shed On Wheels
Of or relating to a delapidated or poorly-constructed motor vehicle, particularly one with poor handling and/or poor aesthetics.

Your Fiat Cinquecento is a Shed On Wheels!

SOW by Hodgit August 6, 2004

gittish 

v. adj. Having the characteristics or likeness of a git. Something sickening.

Don't buy a Fiat Cinquecento -- they're gittish.

gittish by Hodgit August 6, 2004

shank 

v. n. the act of defecating and masturbating simultaneously, usually for the purpose of attempting to enhance one's orgasm.

sh(it) + (w)ank

No time for spooning, I'm going to have a shank.

shank by Hodgit August 6, 2004

metre 

n. impractical French unit of length based roughly on the circumference of the earth. Supporters claim that metres (and other metric measures) are more practical than Imperial measures despite the invention of the 'metric foot' (0.3 metres) and the 'metric yard' (0.9 metres), which defy the point of metrication.

Give them 25.4 millimetres and they'll take 1.6093 kilometres!

metre by Hodgit August 6, 2004

have a spoon 

a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass

Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!

have a spoon by Hodgit August 6, 2004