1 definition by Hobo Bidet

When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;

or

When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;
This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!

You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
by Hobo Bidet March 11, 2011
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