1 definition by Hmmmmiwonder
Fish boys are typically highschool aged Caucasian heterosexual cisgender boys. They have blonde to brown hair like an ugly short/mullet haircut with a orange tinge to their fake tan skin, just like their idol, Donald trump. They wear Florida/pro bass shop merch and love fishing. They wear buttonup shirts, khaki pants to dri fit shirts with sweatpants/ basketball shorts, with sport shoes/slides with socks. They are quite sporty, which makes alot of them to be in good shape. They tend to come from conservative/republican families, are one themselves and hold traditional views. They also tend to have low IQ and tend to be unaccustomed to anything that isn’t in the south. They are racist(use of offensive slurs and offensive stereotypes), homophobic/anti-lgbtqia, sexist and misogynist. They are also loud, agressive, obnoxious, and callow. They don’t pay attention in class because they play unblocked games often. Fish girls exist too and are pretty much the same.
“Ew do you see that fish boy? He said that all Asians look the same. He also didn’t know Indonesia was a country and said that Mongolia was part of China . Poor guy.”
“Ew, that fish boy just got more red like a tomato from rotting In the sun. Now I kindof miss his old orange spray tan.”
“Ew, why did he cut his hair like that? He is really disgracing the mullet haircut. It looks absolutely hideous!!”
“Yo did you see that fish boy?? He literally kissed his boy best friend and said it was a “joke”. He’s literally gay. I can feel it. Classic closeted internalized homophobia. Just wait 10 years I betcha it’ll happen my gaydar don’t lie.”
“Did you hear about that fish boy? He grabbed his bois butt during class as “joke” and got a referral lmaoooo and all his friends are calling him gay now which he denies ofc”
“Ew, that fish boy just got more red like a tomato from rotting In the sun. Now I kindof miss his old orange spray tan.”
“Ew, why did he cut his hair like that? He is really disgracing the mullet haircut. It looks absolutely hideous!!”
“Yo did you see that fish boy?? He literally kissed his boy best friend and said it was a “joke”. He’s literally gay. I can feel it. Classic closeted internalized homophobia. Just wait 10 years I betcha it’ll happen my gaydar don’t lie.”
“Did you hear about that fish boy? He grabbed his bois butt during class as “joke” and got a referral lmaoooo and all his friends are calling him gay now which he denies ofc”
by Hmmmmiwonder April 5, 2022