12 definitions by Hmail

Bing

Microsoft's ripoff search engine that tries to match Google.

Screw Bing. I'm going to Google.

by Hmail April 26, 2012

Windows 8

A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7 for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7 except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8 and Microsoft Surface tablets.

Windows 8 is actually pretty awesome.

by Hmail July 18, 2012

Plano

A little-known city in Texas that is close to Dallas. It is the 9th-largest city in Texas and the 70th-largest in the United States. It is unique in that it is home to the headquarters of many major corporations including JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark, Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, Rent-A-Center, and Pizza Hut.

Plano is an awesome city.

by Hmail May 28, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres

The greatest lesbian who ever lived.

Did you watch last night's episode of the Ellen DeGeneres show? It was great!

by Hmail April 29, 2012

Circuit City

An electronics store that operated from 1949 to 2009 before going bankrupt. It was Best Buy's rival.

Everyone knew Circuit City was going out of business.

by Hmail April 30, 2012