6 definitions by Hitlers dead son
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'
by Hitlers dead son May 13, 2022