22 definitions by Hitler the great
When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”
by Hitler the great June 10, 2020
That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.
I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control
I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control
by Hitler the great June 13, 2020
The shittiest place on the planet. Home to rednecks and pedophiles, homeless people and a bunch of crack heads. It’s also where I live!
I love Tulsa!
by Hitler the great June 13, 2020
by Hitler the great June 13, 2020
Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.
They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward
A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck
They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward
A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck
Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....
Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.
Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.
Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!
Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?
Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”
Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.
Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.
Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!
Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?
Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”
by Hitler the great June 10, 2020
Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.
I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...
I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...
by Hitler the great July 13, 2020
5 dollars is a bill that has a number 5 on it. 5 dollars is also the most iconic bill in the whole world cuz of how much stuff costs, and with 5 dollars you can buy nearly everything that is cheap. For instance, a bag of chips or a pizza
I was walking down the street and I saw 5 dollars on the floor. It was the luckiest day of my life, and I spent the 5 dollars on a cheeseburger
by Hitler the great July 15, 2020