Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HimInMeDickIt

Beanspeak

Yo habla beanspeak

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When one pours french fries on their penis and asks for a blow job from their partner.

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Noun: The act of jacking off, and right when you're about to come, aim it straight up into the air and yell celebratorily.

I was wanking yesterday and finished with a cockamazoola. It was exhilarating, but now I have to clean up my ceiling.

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Having sex with an obese person by thrusting one's penis between folds of their back fat (the back being the most unfuckable part of the human body).

Hey dude what'd you do last night with the fat chick from that party?

I totally backfucked her, fuckin' insane.

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