13 definitions by Heythewhat

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.
Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"
by heythewhat January 14, 2012

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a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.
"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"
by heythewhat January 22, 2012

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the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes
Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"
by heythewhat January 22, 2012

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a zit faced urban boy
Dude 1: "look at all the goddamn zurbans in this town"

Dude 1.37: "Yup! We've hit zurbania!"
by heythewhat January 08, 2012

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an extremely annoying phrase used by zurbans, that conveys mutual trust and sympathy.
Zit 1: "hey Eric can you help me with your magic sword +1? we must defeat the black dragon!"

Zit 2 : "No prob Bob!
by heythewhat January 08, 2012

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after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.
...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.
by heythewhat October 23, 2014

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