Heythewhat's definitions

hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.

...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.

by heythewhat October 23, 2014

pussypulse

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.

Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"

by heythewhat January 20, 2012

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012

pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

by heythewhat January 7, 2012

homeless chic

a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.

"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012

prebail

a sum of money given to a cop at the moment of arrest in exchange for a pardon.

"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."

by heythewhat January 27, 2012