13 definitions by Heythewhat

a sum of money given to a cop at the moment of arrest in exchange for a pardon.
"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."
by heythewhat January 17, 2012
1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.
Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"
by heythewhat January 14, 2012
the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes
Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"
by heythewhat January 22, 2012
a zit faced urban boy
Dude 1: "look at all the goddamn zurbans in this town"

Dude 1.37: "Yup! We've hit zurbania!"
by heythewhat January 08, 2012
an extremely annoying phrase used by zurbans, that conveys mutual trust and sympathy.
Zit 1: "hey Eric can you help me with your magic sword +1? we must defeat the black dragon!"

Zit 2 : "No prob Bob!
by heythewhat January 08, 2012
after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.
...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.
by heythewhat October 23, 2014

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