pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

by heythewhat January 07, 2012

whatchagonnado?

a phrase uttered by criminals just before they get arrested by a camera crew dressed as policemen

Criminal 1: "shit! the cops are here and they're coming for us!"

Criminal 2: "whatchagonnado? whatchagonnado when they come for you?"

by heythewhat January 28, 2012

homeless chic

a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.

"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"

by heythewhat January 22, 2012

dumbest

the best of dumb

Johnny is the best one in all of his dumb class. He is the dumbest

by heythewhat January 27, 2012

Pimple Dome

The Mecca of all zits, created through the symbiosis of no less then three mega zits.

Cody used to have three mega zits right under his lower lip. They combined to create a pimple dome that now covers his entire mouth.

by heythewhat January 08, 2012

hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.

...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.

by heythewhat October 23, 2014