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Derrick is your average highschooler. Most people refer to him as “pubehead”. He lives a troubled life for he never finds success when he searches for poon. Derrick is the kid who sits by himself at lunch and eats his boogers as a snack. Despite his wierd qualities, Derrick is a funny and caring friend who will entice you with his four inch schlong.
Oh yea I know Derrick, he’s the kid who trims his pubes and glues them to his head.
by Heyhhuhgybrff December 7, 2018
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