Hexum's definitions

JJ Redick

An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.

Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005