Hexum's definitions

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

University of Florida

The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.

"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"

by hexum January 19, 2005

Ohio

Home of the number one rated amusement park in the entire world, Cedar Point. Also home to the disgusting Buckeyes team that pays its college athletes to compete and then tries to hide when it gets in trouble. Ohio does have some hot, farm bred girls though. Cheers to Ohio.

"I met a chick from Ohio at Cedar Point and she gave me a hummer on the Gemini."

by hexum January 19, 2005