Pajama Cock

Having morning wood/a boner in pajamas

I was going to wake my son up for school, when I saw his pajama cock.

by Herobot July 22, 2015

fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.

Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.

by Herobot April 07, 2020

Terrorwrist

Someone who masturbates more than three times a day.

Guy 1: Masturbated five times last night.
Guy 2: Dude you're such a terrorwrist.

by Herobot January 21, 2015