Herman P. Willis
A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting
I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.
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