2 definitions by Herb E. Versmels
When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 18, 2016
Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
by Herb E. Versmels December 18, 2016