2 definitions by Helostlol
The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.
Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.
by Helostlol March 16, 2021
A cheap tactic in Call of Duty games whereby a sniper pulls up his scope when near an enemy and fires just as the aim assist kicks in, resulting in the aim assist dragging the scope to the target and giving the sniper an easy kill. It basically removes the need to aim the gun. This tactic was popularized by YouTubers in the early 2010s, resulting in legions of socially-maladjusted pre-teens, teenagers and twenty-somethings, who were desperate to seem cool, adopting the tactic en masse. One of the biggest reasons for CoD’s decline, as 90% of players online these days are either hacking or quickscoping. They insist it takes skill, but they always refuse to turn off aim assist when challenged, thereby proving that the aim assist does all the work.
Wouldn’t it be great to see them try to fire a real sniper rifle that way?
Wouldn’t it be great to see them try to fire a real sniper rifle that way?
by Helostlol December 17, 2021