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Heisenbird

A methamphetamine manufacturer of the avian variety.

Police were thrilled about the arrest of notorious criminal known under the alias of "Heisenbird" Evidence consisting of feathers and large amounts of crystal meth were found in his nest in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

by Heisenbird14 October 5, 2016

Bolus Bonchuggular II

Proto-slavic Emperor of the Bonchuggular Dynasty circa 867 a.d.

A gregarious man of great stature, renowned for his unique philosophical perspective and impressively sized cock. Son of Bolus Bonchuggular and father to Bolus Bonchuggular III.

Few men throughout history could compare in size and girth to Bolus Bonchuggular II.

by Heisenbird14 November 6, 2023